I saw a commercial for this product on tv so I took a walk to 7-11 (they have them here too.) to pick some up. I thought it was going to be banana flavored juice, but it's actually juice AND mushed up bananas. On a scale of 1 - 10 the taste gets a 6.5 and the texture gets an absolute zero due to the fact that it feels like eating a pouch full of lumpy snot & blood clots. Mmmmm...
Where exactly on your person do you put that?
ReplyDeleteI guess when you have no trouble eating the beating heart of a frog or the testicles of any other creature, eating a pouch of bananas is quite tame.
ReplyDeleteAnd I love the enigmatic name: are you supposed eat it in the morning?
When it's empty, it doubles as a colostamy bag!
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